Neither, it turns out. But if you have to bet, go with Woman. At least that's according to the Gender Analyzer, an artifical intelligence with a database containing 11,000 blogs written by both men and women.
When you type in the url for Turtle Thoughts, the Gender Analyzer says there's a 58% chance that I am a woman. (Like I never heard that before. A mean kid used to mutter that to me all the time. Precocious fifth graders can be so cruel...yes, it was me.)
The good news is, the G.A. says, "...the site is quite gender neutral." and I take that as a fine compliment. I'm a biological male though, but if you want me to prove it, you'll have to buy me dinner first. Or at least coffee or something.
Enter other urls to see if the Gender Analyzer gets it right, wrong, or somewhere in between. Then let the G.A. know if it was right to increase its accuracy. Do it for Science. Or if you're bored.
(If I were a woman, this would totally be my silhouette.)